Corporate gibberish

News item: Banta Corp. on Wednesday called Cenveo Inc.'s acquisition offer a "highly conditional and ambiguous overture.


Jennifer Aniston denies engagement

News item: The Friends actress told People magazine that reports of her engagement to the Be Cool actor are false, calling the stories "insane." "The only reason I'm saying something is thatif we're listening to the news . . . " Oh, be quiet!